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A look back at creamy, busty housewife Harmony from Indiana. Harmony was a 20 year old who birthed twins, a boy and a girl, four days before most of these photos were taken. It was not the easiest task getting this photo shoot set up and accomplished. The cornfed honey had richly dark dugs from her flood of pregnancy hormones. We also took some lactating close-ups of Harmony operating that tit pump to suck out her milk. She needed it to feed her newborns. And probably her husband, too. "Every time I used the breast pump, he was always telling me to save some for him! He even put it in his coffee! If it was up to him, the babies would have Similac and he'd get all my milk! My getting pregnant was the greatest event in his life. My boobs got huge and he got milk." Is Harmony the perfect wife for a milkman?

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August 24 is Stefani's birthday. It's a coincidence that these pictures were scheduled. Stefani seems to enjoy being pregnant. Guess that's because the hormones are flooding through her body, making her horny. "Pregnancy is the point of sex and sexuality and a woman who is pregnant is as erotic as a woman in any other situation I can imagine," says Bob. C.E. says "As far as a pregnant woman, I'm all for it. I find a pregnant woman to be so beautiful and sexy, the aura of being pregnant makes a woman so much more sexy and beautiful. When my wife (now ex-wife) was pregnant, I found her to be more sexy than when she wasn't." Stefani got her cookies off with a big toy, telling the photographer to take as many pictures as he wanted. Guess she was happy to be horny! She's sure smiling a lot!

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August 24 is Stefani's birthday. It's a coincidence that these pictures were scheduled. Stefani seems to enjoy being pregnant. Guess that's because the hormones are flooding through her body, making her horny. "Pregnancy is the point of sex and sexuality and a woman who is pregnant is as erotic as a woman in any other situation I can imagine," says Bob. C.E. says "As far as a pregnant woman, I'm all for it. I find a pregnant woman to be so beautiful and sexy, the aura of being pregnant makes a woman so much more sexy and beautiful. When my wife (now ex-wife) was pregnant, I found her to be more sexy than when she wasn't." Stefani got her cookies off with a big toy, telling the photographer to take as many pictures as he wanted. Guess she was happy to be horny! She's sure smiling a lot!

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August 24 is Stefani's birthday. It's a coincidence that these pictures were scheduled. Stefani seems to enjoy being pregnant. Guess that's because the hormones are flooding through her body, making her horny. "Pregnancy is the point of sex and sexuality and a woman who is pregnant is as erotic as a woman in any other situation I can imagine," says Bob. C.E. says "As far as a pregnant woman, I'm all for it. I find a pregnant woman to be so beautiful and sexy, the aura of being pregnant makes a woman so much more sexy and beautiful. When my wife (now ex-wife) was pregnant, I found her to be more sexy than when she wasn't." Stefani got her cookies off with a big toy, telling the photographer to take as many pictures as he wanted. Guess she was happy to be horny! She's sure smiling a lot!

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August 24 is Stefani's birthday. It's a coincidence that these pictures were scheduled. Stefani seems to enjoy being pregnant. Guess that's because the hormones are flooding through her body, making her horny. "Pregnancy is the point of sex and sexuality and a woman who is pregnant is as erotic as a woman in any other situation I can imagine," says Bob. C.E. says "As far as a pregnant woman, I'm all for it. I find a pregnant woman to be so beautiful and sexy, the aura of being pregnant makes a woman so much more sexy and beautiful. When my wife (now ex-wife) was pregnant, I found her to be more sexy than when she wasn't." Stefani got her cookies off with a big toy, telling the photographer to take as many pictures as he wanted. Guess she was happy to be horny! She's sure smiling a lot!

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Well, Samantha's gone and done it. Gotten hitched. We never thought it would happen, partly out of our jealousy and extreme possessiveness. Now it's their wedding night after the chaos of the day in My Big Plump Wedding. Her new husband has a confession to make to Sam. "I've always had a fantasy that I wanted to act out on my wedding night," he tells Sam. "Okay. What is it?" she asks. "I always dreamt of giving my new wife a spanking in our honeymoon suite." "Really?" she replies. "Because I would love for you to do that to me!" And you thought it was something really crazy, like inviting Mike Tyson and his tiger over.

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Well, Samantha's gone and done it. Gotten hitched. We never thought it would happen, partly out of our jealousy and extreme possessiveness. Now it's their wedding night after the chaos of the day in My Big Plump Wedding. Her new husband has a confession to make to Sam. "I've always had a fantasy that I wanted to act out on my wedding night," he tells Sam. "Okay. What is it?" she asks. "I always dreamt of giving my new wife a spanking in our honeymoon suite." "Really?" she replies. "Because I would love for you to do that to me!" And you thought it was something really crazy, like inviting Mike Tyson and his tiger over.

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One of the stunt-dicks at XLGirls was celebrating his birthday so Lilli Blue gave him the greatest gift of all. Her precious body. Did he deserve it? Who knows and who gives a damn? But Lilli really wanted his boner more than she wanted to celebrate his birthday. "The first thing I look at when I check out a guy is his package and his hands," says Lilli. "I like a man with swagger because that usually means he's good in bed." Like we've noted earlier, Lilli is a kinky housewife. "Until my hubby introduced me to the joys of cock, I was quite the little Lesbian. I still love the taste of women, the smell of their skin. Sex with women is a full sensory experience. And I love the feel of a hard-on, the scent of a good sex partner and the sound of his breath in my ear." You can't help but notice the tattooed words "Vulneratus Non Victus" on Lilli's chest. It's Latin for "Wounded but not conquered." She definitely enjoyed this dude's meat-spear!

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One of the stunt-dicks at XLGirls was celebrating his birthday so Lilli Blue gave him the greatest gift of all. Her precious body. Did he deserve it? Who knows and who gives a damn? But Lilli really wanted his boner more than she wanted to celebrate his birthday. "The first thing I look at when I check out a guy is his package and his hands," says Lilli. "I like a man with swagger because that usually means he's good in bed." Like we've noted earlier, Lilli is a kinky housewife. "Until my hubby introduced me to the joys of cock, I was quite the little Lesbian. I still love the taste of women, the smell of their skin. Sex with women is a full sensory experience. And I love the feel of a hard-on, the scent of a good sex partner and the sound of his breath in my ear." You can't help but notice the tattooed words "Vulneratus Non Victus" on Lilli's chest. It's Latin for "Wounded but not conquered." She definitely enjoyed this dude's meat-spear!

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Lilli Blue is the classic kinky housewife, updated for the new decade. "My sexuality is fluid," confessed Lilli. "I wouldn't even say I'm bisexual. I'm just open to everything, and I love exploring my sexuality. I am truly a sexual being. No one ever believes me when I tell them this, but the longest I've ever had sex was for 12 hours. I swear! Luckily the guy had really good stamina. I want to have sex as often as possible. My husband and I are swingers, so if I'm not having sex with him, I'm usually playing with a friend or with a couple of friends! And if you count all the times I get myself off, then I'm constantly having sex. I'm insatiable!” Lilli really is the kinky housewife. Fortunately she finds the time to cook, clean and make a home for Mr. Blue who definitely doesn't have to deal with blue balls with a wife like this. We'd like to thank him for lending us his wife when we feel that powerful urge. Housewives of North America and the United Kingdom, if you have an XL Girls bod, contact us at BeAScoreModel.com and sow your wild oats. You'll be glad you did.

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