Score of the Day » 2009 » April

Kylie Richards sounds like a very intelligent, articulate, pretty young woman who knows what she wants to do. Make porn. So how the fuck did she hook up with The Loser for her first sex video? This is a guy who can listen to a girl talk for three minutes and then reply with one word, “Nice.” Sometimes he does say, “Cool” or “Awesome.” Once again, Loser gets a girl nervous by asking if she’s nervous and how she’s going to deal with her parents. Her parents. How many porn shooters ask a girl about her parents? Just one and that’s to rub her doing porn in her face. “I want to fulfill my fantasies and that’s what’s going to satisfy me,” says Kylie. At this point, you may think, “Run, Kylie! Run home and get away from this A-wipe.” But of course, that’s not going to happen. As Kylie explains, she likes watching porn, likes masturbating to it like a guy does and wants to make her own. “Why don’t you stand up for us, if you could,” says The Loser. If she COULD? Does she have a muscle disorder? Kylie removes her casually nice, if non-sexy, clothes. (“I came in my natural attire. You said ‘natural look,’” Kyle says to him, as if apologizing for not being dressed like a pole dancer.) Kylie has no tits at all, totally flat, not even a bud but she’s cute and perky and sexy. He should be controlling her head as she sucks his cock but he doesn’t and winds up getting too much of the top of her head in his lens. This is where a helmet-cam would be perfect. Her blow jobbing rates a B. She has motivation and gets down almost all the way, not that she has that many inches to handle. She works on creating saliva strings from his cock to her lips. There’s also too much hand-stroking and she doesn’t lick, suck or squeeze his balls but that’s his fault, not hers. It looks like she’s having an orgasm near the end when they fuck missionary on the couch. By then, the Loser’s entire body is a bright pink as he readies to transfer his spawn from his cockhead to Kylie‘s mouth. This chick doesn’t lack for enthusiasm. She even looked like she wanted more cum as he backed away from her after discharging. The Loser is not an apres-sex hugger. Kylie, you have done well. Loser, what can we say except, next! Chalk up another notch for this filthy video-butcher.

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Putting Ladies of the Evening in the can doesn’t solve anything and just creates more of a problem and a burden on the taxpayers and system. But Sarah Sunshine has her own get-out-of-jail-free card. Well, it’s not really a card. In fact, it’s her mouth, tight pussy and cleavage. This guard just can’t control himself. Who could resist Sarah? Maybe a politician. There’s no doubt this jailer would wind up a customer if he walked into a hotel’s cocktail lounge and saw that hot body of hers perched on a bar stool. At least he’s saving a few bucks by taking care of business while on the job and keeping her safe from criminals.

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Angelina has the kind of body, boobs and face that we look for. It’s too bad for us that she lives so far away in Prague. If she lived closer, we’d have her over often. She says she’s happy there with no plans to relocate like other Czech models do. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said with the assistance of one of our photographers. “We are not ashamed of our bodies. If you visit and travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm. In the United States, the police would arrest people for doing that! In Prague, you will see women sitting in the park in just their brassieres and panties getting the afternoon sun. No one cares or complains. No one is shocked. We enjoy life and enjoy sex and our bodies. There is not the shame and guilt that exists in other countries.” Not only would the cops arrest them, Angelina, they’d probably Taser them also! Angelina co-stars with Terry Nova and Marille in Sexed & Suckled, a new release on DVD, with Mianna Thomas, Brandy Talore and more. Check out the Store for the details!

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Alexis Silver didn’t become one of the world’s greatest busty sex stars because she’s a lazy, high-maintenance bling-bling girl. No sir. She reached the top because she’s dedicated, motivated, enthusiastic, horny, a great cock sucker and rides the salami express like a world champion. And always with that alluring, sexy gaze that just sucks you into the page, the TV screen or the computer monitor…whatever your preferred medium is. “I want to be looking into the camera so I’ll feel a bit of a personal connection with the viewer,” Alexis told us. “I want the guy at home to know that I’m looking at him and thinking about him, almost like, ‘I wish I was fucking you right now’ or ‘I wish I was sucking your cock right now.’ For me, there’s a very personal connection between me and the viewer. One of the best parts about porn is knowing that somebody is watching me. I love it. I love shooting gonzo where I can look at the camera and interact with the viewer. I do this because I enjoy it. I?love sex and I love performing. I’m a really shy person, but as soon as I get in front of the camera, the exhibitionist, performer side of me just switches on.”

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It’s hard to believe that six years have passed since Carmen Hayes did her first pictorials and videos for us in 2003. Since then, she’s appeared in the award-winning movie Busty Hookers and many videos and DVD’s plus our new sites BigBoobsPOV.com and BigTitHooker.com. Always ready and willing, she walks into the SCORE building with a wide, cheery smile for everyone. Half-black and half-Irish, Carmen says she loves fucking both black guys and white guys. Carmen gives the #1 credit to Vanessa Blue for helping her career get started on the right track in the beginning. Carmen says she’s flexible naturally…one day she was watching a TV show about people who could do amazing things and tried bending her legs behind her neck. Carmen then discovered she’s double-jointed herself. That ability has helped boob-men jack when they see her get fucked in those wild and horny positions.

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Cossette is an adorable college student with a Minnie Mouse voice that is very cute (probably annoying after a few weeks). She’d be better looking without that nail sticking in her face but who are we to judge? She hopes that making porn videos will help with her tuition. She also says she likes the attention. So why did she go to The Loser if she wants attention? He doesn’t give a shit. But he does give a fuck. Once again, he asks the kinds of questions that might cause an amateur to run out the door and go home, never to be seen in an adult video. (“My mom will love me anyway,” she tells him after he asks about her parents maybe finding out what she’s doing.) And as usual, his appraisal and compliments directed towards his girl of the day are tossed out with such obvious disinterest that we don’t know why he bothers. He might as well just have them start sucking his dick the second his camera rolls. Performance-wise, Cossette is good. She sucks cock earnestly and with meaning, although, she is a headsucker and needs training. Training he has no interest in giving. She also makes some pretty intense, erotic girl-squeaks with his dick in her mouth. When The Loser starts fucking her, she makes these babbling sounds that get louder and louder until he busts his nut on her mouth. If a real super-stud with a giant cock ever fucked Cossette, she could probably shatter every window in the building. Chalk up another cum-covered chin for this filthy porn-butcher.

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Lucy made her debut on Scoreland in Hardcore Special and SCORE Theater. Now that she’s made that most personal of introductions…a XXX introduction…Lucy takes a time out for a snack in the kitchen. A tanning salon owner, Lucy has been fascinated by the idea of appearing in a big-boob magazine and website for a long time. Finally, she decided to take the plunge and have the fun she’d been fantasizing about for a long time. You have to love a girl who says her favorite Hollywood dude is lifelong tit-man Al Bundy (Ed O’Neil from Married With Children). Lucy likes swimming, reading and soccer. She likes virile, non-drinking, average guys between the ages of 20 and 40. A full body massage including finger play in her pussy is her favorite kind of foreplay before penis time. “My fantasy one day is to have sex with two guys,” Lucy said while about to eat a banana at the kitchen table. “I am woman enough for two men!”

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When Christal Rose leaves her house in nice weather, she wears a low-cut top over a push-up bra, a mini-skirt and high heels. Nice, very nice. Now this is a girl who knows what guys like. If she could have her perfect day, it would be: “Shopping, dinner, sex. In that order,” says Christal who counts her hobbies as shopping, going to the beach, clubbing, dancing, watching movies, barhopping with girlfriends and taking care of her little dogs. She has no kinky fetishes but she would like to have a threesome one day with two girls, a bunch of strap-ons and a bottle of lube. Imagine her shopping in a porn store for that stuff!

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The Loser acts like he wants Chelsie to NOT fuck him in this chapter from Porn Loser Volume 3. He needs mental treatment because she is a true beauty. Look at her face! Look at that skimpy outfit! She could be a beauty contest candidate. You tit-men might not be into her but you would probably not turn down a blowjob! And then he mentions payment, specifically $800., which is generally something that no one wants to get into during a scene because it’s like thinking about how much you paid for a baseball ticket all day instead of actually enjoying the game and being in the moment. Asshole, don’t talk money on camera. She’s not a hooker. The Loser eventually screws Chelsie, a wailer and a yeller, and slimes her chin with his rancid ball-muck. Because he missed her face! Chelsie must have really wanted to get into porn to fuck this stupid bastard. We liked how she stared into the camera at times. Good luck, Chelsie!

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“I said I would never do hardcore at all,” Brandy Talore reminded us. Fond memories! “It was even printed in Voluptuous magazine (September ’03) that I said I would never do hardcore. But later I decided I would try it and it was fun and I’ve been doing it for a few years now. You have to remember that I was really young (20) when I first came here. The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several solo shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind about the hardcore. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted. I really do like doing hardcore now. I like to fuck and the guys are great, so it’s a great situation. I also like the tours I do. I go to adult trade shows and make personal appearances at adult bookstores. I love to meet my fans and sign autographs and going on the tours is the best way to meet as many guys as I can. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines are what guys want signed more than anything else. Some fans will bring every issue I’ve ever been in.” Maybe Brandy has matured but we sure haven’t!

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